psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
sonia: i think im the most indecisive person but idk maybe not
heathermorris: i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once
everyone: how long have you been single!?!
It actually pisses me off so much that there’s the whole world out there, yet I’m just going to school every day and learning things that I am - for the most part - completely apathetic towards and I have so little motivation, yet I could be off finding wonderful things in foreign cities or climbing mountains or helping people or just wandering and I feel like I’d learn so much more doing that...
things that make me cry: math people actually basically everything idk why I started making a list
sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person
eracist: im going to ask Siri to prom
me: i'm attractive
me: april fools
Psych-Quotes: Which baby are you? →
psych-facts: JANUARY BABY Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality....
due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical
the perks of being an ugly piece of shit
homework: do me
me: chill out slut
at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks
zackisontumblr: mislerables: theywillnotforceus: my bed describes my lifestyle single queen full
Cashier: That'll be $17.67
Me: *hands over $20*
Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
cytoplast: i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth
the-lonely-scottish-guy: knock knock who’s there? well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated
dontblink91011: luigiman: my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
my logic: you're hot, i'm ugly. opposites attract so love me
calls grocery store
me: do you have cotton balls
me: does it tickle when u walk
worker: -hangs up-
combeferrre: My life has spiraled downward into a neverending pit of Les Mis references.